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Submitted by Nate (6 months ago)
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    6 months ago, Nate said:   Thumb_down_inactiveThumb_up_inactive
    Joke - You May Be A Taliban if....

    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you
    can't afford shoes.

    3. You have more wives than teeth.

    4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in
    your clothing.

    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
    setting off roadside bombs.

    9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
    least four.

    10. Your cousin is president of the United States.
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    6 months ago, Nate said:   Thumb_down_inactiveThumb_up_inactive
    #9 is the best!
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    6 months ago, Chris said:   Thumb_down_inactiveThumb_up_inactive
    #1 was one of my favorites. #10 is a bit low.
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    4 months ago, xfltrd said:   Thumb_down_inactiveThumb_up_inactive
    Awesome!
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